New Year's Resolutions

Well, it's the 12th day into the the New Year and I have to admit, I have not heard a single New Year's Resolution being bandied about. Has making resolutions fallen out of fashion? Have people cottoned onto the fact that they are often made but seldom kept and realise what a waste of time they are? I myself, have made many a New Year's Resolution in the past and have dedicated whole, earnest, lists to them and yet, the end result is always the same- I achieve NONE of the things on my carefully written lists. So, with that in mind, this year, my New Year's resolutions are:

Zilch. Nada. Nothing. Zero. 

Bring it.