So. It's hot today. Like, Hellishly, Devilishly Hot. With a capital H. True Blue, Australiana hot. The kids have flushed cheeks. My eyes are vaguely stinging from the heat. A headache lurks in the far reaches of my skull. I crave icy cold beer. The cat is lying around lethargically. Oh hang on, she always does that...Well, she looks hot. As much as a cat is able to look hot, that is. Because cats always kinda look as though they are in the final stages of Heat Induced Ennui. Perhaps I should dress her in a black beret and turtleneck jumper. Which would just make her even more hot and if she were even more hot, she'd look......dead, I guess. When you're as energetic as a slug, with limited movement, there's not much room for even less movement.
I think my brain is addled from the heat.
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